September 29, 2005 at 4:41 AM #17974
Easy way to earn DOLLARS!
One day, an old lady went to the Bank of Canada with a large bag full of money. The old lady insisted to speak to the president of the Bank in order to open a savings account, because she said, she had a lot of money.
After many discussions, an employee took her along to the office of the President. The President of the Bank asked her much she wanted to deposit. She answered him $165.000 while putting the money on his table.
Curios, he asked her how she succeeded in savings such a lot of money, the old lady answered him that she made bets. The president quite surprised and asked her “which kinds of bets?” the old lady answered him: “For example, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square”.
The president started to laugh and pointed out that this kind of bet is impossible to win! Then the old lady replied: “Would you like to make this bet?” Certainly, answered the president, I guarantee $25,000 that my testicles are not square.
The old lady said to him: “I agree. But given the importance of the implied sum, I will come back tomorrow at 10:00am with my lawyer as witness if you don’t see any inconvenience”. No problem, said of the president of the bank very trustfully.
That evening, the president of the bank of Canada, became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of his mirror examining his testicles, turning them in all directions, again and again in order to make sure his damned testicles could not be seen as square and therefore to be sure to win his bet.
On the next day, 10:00am sharp, the old lady arrived with her lawyer at the office of the president of the Bank of Canada to confirm the bet of $25,000 for the fact that his testicles were squares. The president of the Bank of Canada confirmed that the bet was in agreement with the commitments taken the day before.
The old lady thus asked him to drop his trousers, and the remainder, so that she and her lawyer can see everything; what the president kindly did. The old lady came then closer to see and asked him whether she could touch them or not.
Of course please do! Said the president to her, given the fact that there is so much money involved, you must be hundred percent sure. And the old lady started to do so with a smile.
The president of the Bank of Canada realized that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall and he asked the old lady why her lawyer was reacting like that.
She answered: It is probably due to the fact that I bet $100,000 with him that, around 10:00am today, I would be holding the testicles of the president of the Bank of Canada in my hands!
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