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ay sus!!!!!!!!!!indi na gayud ako mag-unga kay rik ta kontento na ako mag parabasa na sana sang mga unga ninda saymo!!just want to wish you na lang GOOD LUCK sa trip mo to china to meet your loving wife!!!!!!!!!!your wife must be proud of you kasi you really loved her! hehehehhehe!!!!!!!!!
ay cge na ngani mag-unga naman ako heheheh!!!!!!!!
how long have you been married?
aram mo ba ang word na TAKTAKON?hehheh
e ang nordiste?
na-experience mo na ba pag bagyo e ang isisira nyo sana e pinugang natok sa maluto at asin tapos may inalob na burong sira?
ay yan lang ang na-isip kung unga simo heheheheh!!!!!!!!
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Manay Rica – mauraga ka talaga, bwahahahaha.
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Ay, nonoy! Duman ko maray namidbidan si Morgan Freeman sa “Shawshank Redemption”.Siya palan su yaon duman sa “Driving Miss Daisy” Sa”The Awakening” nakaka-in love su acting duman ni Robert de Niro. Hanep ang acting niya du’n!
Pasensiya ka na ta kadakul kong hapots….
Kinopyahanko man sana iyan sa ibang sites.. medyoinedit ko na lang, tapos sinalidahan ko su ibang mga hapots. -
@Lola Felice…
pasensya na tabi ta installment ang simbags ko hapots mo…. da-best pa’no so mga hapots mo Lola.. kaya medyo dapat pag-isipan.. heheh11. What are you listening to right now?
The sound printing machine… music? Reuben Gonzales.. Cuban Pianist… na medyo may edad na.. heheh
12. What was the last thing you ate?
Indo-Pakistani Food at Copper Kettle.
13.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Fink…kaso di bagay eh.. Green na lang para Berde…
14.How is the weather right now?
weather weather lang lola… perfect except for the dry air..
15.Last person you spoke to on the phone?
My wife.
16.Favorite drink?
Mango Juice.17.Favorite sport?
Basketball.
18.Hair color?
Dark Black na maitim…
19.Do you wear contacts?
Yes.. about a year ago… I don’t feel comfortable.. I’m wearing glasses now.
20. Favorite month?
January B-day ni misis and myself.
21. Favorite Bicolano dish?
Cocido – anybody know Cocido?.. it’s the Bicolano version of Sinigang.. but instead of Sampalok we use kalamansi(lemon), instead of meat we use fish.. fresh Sibubog(Galunggong).. baby Red camote tops… lots of water, kamatis, sibuyas and seasoning… saraaaappp….
22. What was the last movie you saw?
To Live(Gong Li).. I’m watching Classic Asian Movies now..
23. Favorite movie, actor, actress, screen villain?
Favorite Movie – The Shawshank Redemption (Tim Robbins)
(And all the movies of Gong Li and Zhang Yimou – director of Hero)
Favorite Actor – Roberth De Niro (The Awakening)
Favorite Actress – Gong Li (the Best), Kim Basinger
Favorite Director – Zhang Yimou
Screen Villain – Eddie Garcia.. 🙂
*** Please watch all the movies of Gong Li(Actress) and Zhang Yimou(Director).. you will not be dissapointed.. I guarantee..24. Favorite day of the year?
February 4 anniversary namin ni wifey.
25. What do you do to vent anger?
Go to toilet and release the anger… boom….
26. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Doll… sige na nga Toy Gun na gibo ko made of Banana Leaves(yung gitna)..27. Favorite holiday?
News Years Day.
28. Favorite day of the week?
Saturday
29. Who is the friend you have had the longest?
Gary Cid my best friend when I was in elementary.. although we haven’t connected in a while.. the best and craziest friends were high-school friends.. hanggang ngayon.
30. Number of keys on your key ring?
Four.
31. What did you do on your last birthday?
Talk to Maggie, my wife.. -
@Lola Felice
Dae ko tabi eto nalingawan lola.. pag pig-iisip ko pang maray.. makulog tabi sa payo so mga hapot mo.. muyahon ko man kuta pero nadiskubre ko na medyo kaipuhan ang preparasyon sa mga hapot mo lola…taud-taud tabi.. halat sana…
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Op-opop…ooops! Nata’ su mga hapots ko dai mo sinimbagan gabos? Hmmp! [-(
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Oh Carolina…. Hone na simbags ko…
Manoy Rik
Hapots:1. Describe what you feel like waking up on Monday morning.
habo ko tabi mag-wakeupsa Monday… iuragan ako…dae tulos ako minamata.. kaya pirmi akong late pag Monday..
2. Describe your first kiss.
First Kiss???? maalat at makati…. inda daw kung ano itong na-kiss ko.. basta naghurubag so ngislo ko..
3. Describe your most embarassing experience.
Geometry Class(3rd year HS).. Nung nahuli ako ngteacher ko na hinagis ko yung papelsa crush kong babae… yung papel ay sagot saPeriodical Examnamin..
4. Have you ever wished you could fly?
Nakupo.. narumduman ko na naman nung ako ay bata pa (wow hanep)… naalala ko pa…habang nagtitinda akong balisongsong, igwa man akong darang mga komiks na pipa-arkila.. ang saro na favorit kong basahon sa Komiks ay yung “SUPERBOY”.. nagfa-fly baga sya.. kaya pagkatapos ko mabasa ma-fly na man ako.. ahhaayy.. ang dae ko malingawanigwa kaitong bagyo.. makusugon so paros.. natumba ngani so bahay-kubo namin… tapos nagluwas ako nagpadala sa hangin… huna ko nanggad malayog(lilipad) na ako.. pero totoo nung bata ako,.. gustong-gusto kong lumipad.. kaso wala akong pakpak.. ako ay ibong sawi..
5. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I think nasagot ko na ini.. Pari o kaya Engineer… little did I know gusto ko pala parlorista..
6. If you could relive your life, what would you do differently?
I hope I’m not so-poor.. surely it will help a lot.. natupad sana ang pangarap ko magkaroon ng sariling farlor at hindi na nangungupahan sa parlor ni mahaderang si Tolhita.. other than that I wouldn’t want to change a thing.. sure I did lots of mistakes.. but I also learn..
7. If you could instantly change one aspect of your body, what would it be?
You mean isa lang… puede ba lahat?? o sige.. isa lang.. yung ano.. ehem… ah.. ehhh ihhh … oh … ahh.. o sige mukha.. as in gusto ko i-overhaul gabos.. pero bago ko gawin yun mangholdup muna ako ng bangko para dae ako ninda makilala… sangkatutak ang kuwarta ko.. bwahahahahah..
8. Have you ever skipped school without permission?
Yes, many times..
9. Describe your most embarassing experience in school.
Physics class.. nasa likuran ako ng class, Row Four sa may tabi ng basurahan… ang last name ko kasi start sa “S” kaya sa likud pirmi..Pet Student pa naman ako ni ma’am… during the class ka-istoryahan ko so crush ko.. nakupo in-love yata ako duon.. pa’no ba naman maganda na (muse namin), matalino, at magaling pa kumanta.. laging kumakanta pag may school program at siya pa ang gumigitara.. so talaga namang aliw-na-aliw akong nakikipag-tsismisan sa kanya habang nagkaklase kami sa Physics… yun pala sanlibong beses na akong tinatawag ni ma’am dahil may tanong siya tungkol sa subject… kung hindi lumapit si ma’am sa akin hindi ko mapapansin na tinatawag nya pala ako.. nagkulay blue so pandok ko sa sobrang supog.. heheheh
10. Have you ever been caught passing notes in class and had the teacher read your note aloud to the whole class?
Yes… of course.. all the time since grade-school until College.. but the most memorable was Third-Year High-school.. Geometry Class(PeriodicalExam).. sa klase namin medyo mahina ang girls sa Mathematics.. depend sila sa amin.. siyempre ‘lam mo na.. palakas ng appeal sa crush ko.. so yung sagot ko sa test.. kinopya ko sa sarong papel tapos ginumos ko na parang basura.. sabay timing na dae nakatingin sa ma’am tapos hagis sa kaklase ko.. yun pala ako ang tina-timing ni ma’am… bagsak po ako sa exam na yun.. heheh
ang isa pa… yung isa namin na kaklaseng makulit(Allan)… sa English class namin na super-strict ang teacher.. sa likud ulit ng klase.. nagdala ng Porn-magazine as in yung XXX-super.. nagtatawanan kami sa likuran hindi namin mapigilan.. nahuli rin ni ma’am pero hindi namin binigay yung magazine.. mahal daw sabi ng kaklase ko.. hehe
11. Have you ever cheated on a test?
Yes, I think our High-School class is very competitive… we want to be the best no matter.. so we formed groups to make our chances better especially during exams.. lalo na pag history ang exam.. kanya-kanyang part ang pagre-review.. pero once in a while lang naman… confident naman ako sa kakayahan ko.. sometimes for fun lang.. kasi may kanya-kanyang istilo ng cheating..nakakatuwa.. pagkatapos ng exam nagtatawanan kami.. hahahah.
12. Have you ever copied someone else’s homework?
Yes, dami kasi naming assignments nung highschool eh.. pagdating ko sa bahay daming ginagawa so hindi ko na magawa yung ibang assignements.. kinabukasan.. siyempre ‘lam mo na.. kopya-kopya.. pero in fairness nagpapakopya din ako.. lalo na sa Science.. heheh
13. Have you ever let someone else copy your homework? and examination…
Countless times.. started when I was in elementary.. because we are so poor sometimes I don’t have paper to use during Tests or Examination.. so yung ibang classmate ko.. bigay agad ng papel basta wag ko tatakpan yung papel ko.. pero binalikan ako ng karma during College.. Finals saProgramming Languages -
AnonymousManoy Rik
Hapots:1. Describe what you feel like waking up on Monday morning.
2. Describe your first kiss.
3. Describe your most embarassing experience.
4. Have you ever wished you could fly?
5. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
6. If you could relive your life, what would you do differently?
7. If you could instantly change one aspect of your body, what would it be?
8. Have you ever skipped school without permission?
9. Describe your most embarassing experience in school.
10. Have you ever been caught passing notes in class and had the teacher read your note aloud to the whole class?
11. Have you ever cheated on a test?
12. Have you ever copied someone else’s homework?
13. Have you ever let someone else copy your homework?
14. Suggest a TV show for me to watch.
15. Suggest a website for me to go to.
16. Have you ever told someone you hated them but not really meant it?
17. Have you ever told someone you loved them but not really meant it?
18. Have you ever lied to your teacher?
19. Have you ever cheated on someone you were going out with?
20. Have you ever done something, but regretted it later?
21. If you could fly anywhere in the world, where would you go?
22. If you were President, what would you do?
23. Who is your crush?
24. Do you findLuwi and Chiuia cute couple?
25. What is the weirdest thing about you?
26. What are your specialties?
27. Define Love -
Greek Empire ba o Macedonian Empire… or same… sorry ngayon lang naalala.. heheh
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@Tolhita… haayyy tita.. miss na kita.. hindi ka na pumapasyal sa parlor.. beso beso muna… ummnn..
hapots:
…pano mag torog ang sarong bakla?
dae ko an aram ta dae ko man nahihiling ang sadiri ko pag nagkakaturog ako,.. eu man ang gusto ko maaraman, naglagay ngani ako salming sa atip(tama ba?) pero dae ko man giraray mahiling ta nakapikit baga ako pag nagkaturog…hapota daw si Banness baad aram nya..…pano mag brief ang bakla?
dae nag-bi-brief ang mga bakla.. panty ang su’lot ninda.. check mo daw ang suot mo ngonyan.. see.. i told you.. yan ang suot ng mga bading.. same feather same birds.. see.. heheh…ano ang favorite food kang bakla?
ah ayan aram ko yan.. banana ang fave ng mga bakla… in tagalog saging na mahaba.. sa chicken naman habo ninda kang chicks.. gusto ninda so cocks yung pangsabong na tandang… yan fave din yan ng mga bakla.. tama ba Dickory……ano ang favorite toy kang bakla?
ahaaayyy.. secret.. ayoko mabuking.. ahahayyy..…ano ang favorite expression kang bakla?
wow type.. malanditsa ka talaga dear..…pano nagdadakol ang bakla samantalang mayo man sindang matres para mag aki?
yan ang dae ko aram… its all about discovery.. haputa ang mga bakla digdi sa GB kung pa’no ninda nadiskubre ang tunay na pagkatao ninda… aminninnn…!…totoo bang si alexander d great ay bakla?
bako tabi manay,during that time baga manay, in the GreekEmpire usong-uso na igwang harem na kalalakihan ang mga emperador…majority sa mga lider ng Greek Empire mapa-lider kang Alexander Fans Club, o lider kang mga nagpapa-five-six ay igwa man na mga pang-segunda-manong lalakweng kabit. Ayun sa paniwala ninda, nakakapag-bigay ng lakas or power ang pakikipag-siping sa kapwa lalake… I mean seriously, mga tunay na lalakeng-pogi ang mga nakaka-iskoran ninda… pero igwa man sindang tunay na agom na babae. Even the Romans they also believe that… kaya if you research on the lives of the Roman Emperors arug man kay Mr Alexander ang gibo ninda…
Pero hone ang tunay na rason kung nata bakong baklish si Alexander D Great…. dahil kung vaklish siya.. baku Alexander ang ngaran niya.. kundi Alexandra…. di vah?… -
@Luwiwiw….
wow
ano ngani dear su palaman kang tinapay ko kan last tang pagchat na mag aga?
aw inda ko daw saimo… dae ka lamang nanao.. masugsugon ka palan arug sakuya.. ano na ngani itong pigtungga mo, Tanduay, Redhorse o Gin… ahOvaltine palan..makakapay ba ako kung sakaling magbiglang karigos ako after ki 52 oras sa hampang kan computer? kung dai, ano mangyayari sakuya?
depende iyan Luwi, halat ta kunsultahon ko ngona si May Sima ang sakuyang personal na Faith and Herbal Healer… ok ok.. ayun ke May Sima.. bago ka magkarigos, kumua kang dahon kang Buyo tapos idikdik mo diyan so bunga so pigngongoya kang mga gurang, nguyain mo maghapon hanggang maging kulay pula ang ngipon mo.. tapos kantahon mo so Sarong Banggi ke tulong beses, umikot kang limang beses sabay bow.. tapos dumuman ka sa salog na harani saindo, kumua kang sarong baldeng tubig, painiton mong 45 degrees tapos eu ikarigos mo.. maray an sa lawas…
kung habo mo magkarigos wisik-wisik na sana…puede manano tabi masasabi mo sa mga final defense? any advice por me?
aw dae ako aram sa defense, o offense.. kung gusto mo cheating puede ako diyan.. si Chiu ang master diyan sa defense at offense siya na sana tabi ang hapoton mo..
pag nabagsak ako kung sakali, ano ba ang iisipon ko?
dae ka man mabagsak diyan manay ta ayun sa aking bolang Kristal makakua ka ng pinakamataas na score sa depensa mo.. matalion ka baga.. smartitang tunay.. bilib ako saimo manay..ano tiga isip kopalan ngunyan? hehehehe..
ah aram ko yan… sigurado Food na naman, sinapot o tinapay.. puro man sana pagkakan ang nasa payo mo manay.. kung bakong pagkakan ah si Chiu an.. sigurado.. hehehtatawanan mo ba ako ning holy water sa bunyag ni baby?
dae ko pa sigurado an madi ta Buddhist baga si wifey… *kindat*.. (yan ha.. may originality yan..heheh)
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Anonymoushapots:
…pano mag torog ang sarong bakla?
…pano mag brief ang bakla?
…ano ang favorite food kang bakla?
…ano ang favorite toy kang bakla?
…ano ang favorite expression kang bakla?
…pano nagdadakol ang bakla samantalang mayo man sindang matres para mag aki?
…totoo bang si alexander d great ay bakla? -
Anonymouswow!
ano ngani dear su palaman kang tinapay ko kan last tang pagchat na mag aga?
makakapay ba ako kung sakaling magbiglang karigos ako after ki 52 oras sa hampang kan computer? kung dai, ano mangyayari sakuya?
ano tabi masasabi mo sa mga final defense? any advice por me?
pag nabagsak ako kung sakali, ano ba ang iisipon ko?
ano tiga isip kopalan ngunyan? hehehehe..
tatawanan mo ba ako ning holy water sa bunyag ni baby?
cge cge.. busy busy -
@Lola Felice….
6. What are you most passionate about?
I’m so passionate about Physics and Philosophy and History… if I’m not a computer programmer, I sure will be a Physicists first, Philosophy major second..
7. What’s the first thing you think about when you wake up?my wife, I think of my wife all the time… 24-hours a day seven-days a week.. she is the best thing that happened to me..
8. What do you do for fun?I used to watch “Bayle” or “Barayle” every Friday when I was in Bicol.. and I imitate-dancing while in the kitchen or somewhere people can’t see me.. I’m always facinated by Cha-cha and Pantomina.. but I never learned dancing in Philippines.. pa’no pag nagsayaw ako ikoro-kantiyawan ako kang mga kaibigan ko.. makasupugon… but when I went to USA.. I enrolled to dancing school.. ballroom.. that’s the most fun that happen to me here… not only did I learn a few dancing steps but I met really good Americans… I remember me and my Filipino and American friends going to ballroom dancing events every Fridays and weekends..
9. What inspires you?My wife.
10. Do you wish on stars? Yes I do. And I still do. I look up the heavens and wish for a great wife. I got it…. now I look up to heavens and wish to win the Lottery ($210 milliion on Wednesday)… -
ah.. .Debonair palan Lola… Mr Suwabe heheh…. magkaiba palan ang meaning kang Debonair at Devonaire.. sabagay.. both applies to me pa rin… heheh…
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