hOTsEAT for LOLA Felice

Marhay na banggi/aga/hapon sa gabos!
Ba’go ko ipadagos an pagsimbag gusto kong pasalamatan si Euthanasia, sa pag-entra niya digdi sa gobicol. Medyo weird lang an saiyang pangaran pero siya an saro sa mga tawong nabisto ko onlinena naging padaba ko.Offline, we’re the best of friends. Siya an primerong tawo na nagkaigwang permisong apudon akong Lola kaya siya an saro sa mga adopted cyber-makuapo ni Lola nindo. =P~ Gare maduduwahan na ini. 😀 😛
Bueno, oni ang mgasimbag sa mga hapots nitolhits:

hapots:
…hanggang nuarin ka palan na magigisa igdi? Ay, habo ko na magparahaloy ta mainit na lubot ko…Ta’no palan ta mayong expiration date su hotseat thread ko?
…si isay ang napupusoan mong isusunod? Kaipuhan ko an nominasyon kan mayoridad digdi sa GB
…pag pasensyahan mo na ining pets ko lola ha? Kun sasabiyon dito sa’mun sa Daraga Daraga, “ay payngorag man san, tolhits!”
the 101 dalmatians Qs:
1. WHAT ARE YOUR GREATEST FEARS? Vehicular accident, bitten by a snake, fear of looking foolish in front of people
2.WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THAT YOU’RE REALLY HAPPY? When my younger brother got married3.WHY ARE YOU HAPPY AT THAT TIME? Ang kulet! Kailangan pa bang i-memorize, iyan?4.HAVE YOU EVER DONE SOMETHING REALLY EXTREME? CAN YOU SHARE IT WITH US? Ayoko nga!…. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE?5. FOODCHAIN…WHY? None
6. FOODS…WHY? Any food na lutong bicol7. SOFTDRINKS…WHY? Not fond of softdrinks
8. MOVIES…WHY? fantasy movies, romantic comedy, musicals and action9. SONGS…WHY? Pakibasa na lang su profile ko, tabe’10. ACTORS…WHY? Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman, Terence Howard, Mel Gibson, Richard Gere, Kevin Bacon, Kevin Costner, Tommy Lee Jones, James Earl Jones, Eddie Garcia, Joel Torre, Christopher de Leon, Bembol Roco, Bruce Willis, the younger John Travolta and a lot more!11. ACTRESES…WHY? Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry, Meryl Streep, Susan Sarandon, Queen Latifah, Rene Zellweger, Jodie Foster, Vilma Santos, Hilda Koronel, Nora Aunor and a lot more!
12. SINGERS…WHY? Josh Groban, Kenny Rankin, Nat King Cole, Louis Armstrong, Andrea Bocelli, Stephen Bishop, 13.WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KISS? (MALIBAN SA mga TUGANG, NANAY at TATAY MO) I’m not tel

hapots:
…hanggang nuarin ka palan na magigisa igdi?
…si isay ang napupusoan mong isusunod?
…pag pasensyahan mo na ining pets ko lola ha?
the 101 dalmatians Qs:
1. WHAT ARE YOUR GREATEST FEARS?
2.WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THAT YOU’RE REALLY HAPPY?3.WHY ARE YOU HAPPY AT THAT TIME?4.HAVE YOU EVER DONE SOMETHING REALLY EXTREME? CAN YOU SHARE IT WITH US?…. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE?5. FOODCHAIN…WHY?6. FOODS…WHY?7. SOFTDRINKS…WHY?8. MOVIES…WHY?9. SONGS…WHY?10. ACTORS…WHY?11. ACTRESES…WHY?12. SINGERS…WHY?13.WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KISS? (MALIBAN SA mga TUGANG, NANAY at TATAY MO)
14. DOES LOVE HURTS?…PLEASE EXPLAIN?
15.DEFINE BEAUTY..16.WHAT’S THE MEANEST THING YOU’VE DONE TO SOMEONE?17.WHICH DO YOU PREFER, DRIVE OR COMMUTE?..WHY?18.WHATS THE STUPIDEST THING YOU’VE EVER DONE?19.IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?… WHY?
Sa irisay na taga gobicol angnaiisip mo pag nababasa ang mga words na ini:(paki explain kung tano ta sinda ang napili mo):20.-HONESTY21.-BRAINS22.-MS. BEAUTIFUL23.-MR. POGI24.-CHARMING25.-MR. CONGENIALITY26.-MS. CONGENIALITY27.-WITY28.-SMART29.-KULIT30.-MR. AND MS. 24/731.-MASKULADOS32.-SEX BOMBS33.-ALLLURING34.-MALAKAS ANG SEX APPEAL35.-PLAYBOY36.-MAHINHIN37.-SIPAG SA FORUM38.-MINSAN LANG SA FORUM39.-HIGHBLOOD40.-LOWBLOOD41.-CUTE42.-CLASSY43.-SOPHISTICATED44.-PARANG RAMP MODEL45.-CLOWN46.-PRINCESS47.-PRINCE48.-BABY49.-MOTHERLY IMAGE
50.-FATHERLY IMAGE
51. If you could choose to live on a different planet, which one would you choose? why?
52.If you could commit any crime and get away with it, what would you do? 53. If you could date a celebrity, who would you choose? 54. If you could have only one food for the rest of your life (assuming that this strange situation would not affect your health), which food would you choose? 55. If you could meet any famous person, dead or alive, who would it be and why? 56. If you could speak any other language (besides English) which language would you like to speak? 57. If you could spend a day with any celebrity, who would it be and what questions would you ask that person? 58. If you could take a vacation anywhere in the world for any length of time, where would you go? 59. If you could travel back in time, where would you go?
60. If someone’s(guys) underwear was showing,dahil bukas ang zipper…would you tell them? 61. If the whole world were listening, what would you say? 62. If you could ask God any one question, what would it be? 63. If you could be a bird, what would you choose to be?64. If you could be a plant, what would you choose to be? 65. If you could be an animal, what would you be? 66. If you could be an insect, what would you choose to be?67. If you could be another person for a day, who would you be? 68. If you could be invisible for a day what would you do and why? 69. If you could change one thing about yourself or significant other, what would it be? 70. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?71. If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be? 72. If you had more time, what hobby would you like to pursue?73. If you had to choose between a wonderful romantic relationship that would end after only a year, or a so-so relationship that would last your entire life, which one would you choose? please explain.74. Describe in 5 words, your perfect mate.75. how do you decide its time to take an online ‘relationship’ to real time and what are the steps you would take?76. Would you like it if a man asked you out? Why or why not?77. How old were you when you went on your first date? Who was it with? Where did you go and what did you do?78. What’s your idea of a perfect night out – or in?79. If you lived on a farm, what is the one chore you would prefer/not prefer to do?
80.What was your childhood like?81. How would you describe yourself?(in50 words)82.What gets you out of bed in the morning?83.What do you love to do? Your passion?84.What makes you laugh?85.What can make you cry?86.What can make you scare?87.Who would you love to trade places with?
88.Do you believe in divorce?89.Turned beet red when:_________________________________90.I like myself because ___________________________________91.You would see _________________________in my room.
92.how would you describe Rizal, the National hero?
93.what movie best describes you?
94.what is your heartbreak song?
95.anong paborito mong baon nung nasa elementary ka pa?
96.anong pinakamataas na grade na nakuha mo nung high school?college?
96a.ey pinakamababa?
97.sinong paborito mong sexy actor?
98.ano yung di mo gagawin kahit anong mangyari?
99.anong pelikula ang iniyakan mo? why?
100.What was the most difficult thing you have experienced (school, family, relationship, etc)101.What do you like best about your job? Least liked part of your job?

kung may dalmatians…dapat ay igwa man ikos….

1. paano kunghindi na uso angsweldo? matatrabaho ka pa rin ba?
2. paano kung isa na lang ang ipin mo? matotoothbrush ka pa rin ba?
3. paano kung sampu na lang ang hibla ng buhok mo? magpapa rebond ka pa rin ba?
4. paano kung patay na lahat ng kuko mo sa pa-a? magpapa pedicure ka pa rin ba?
5. pano kung hinuhuli ang magaganda at pinapag hard labor? lalabas ka pa ba?
6. paano kung walang gilagid ang mga tao..? san pwedeng ilagay ang ngipin..?7. paano kung inde nauso ang sapatos o tsinelas..?8. paano kung umulan ng yelo..?9. eh umulan ng thumbtacks..?10. umulan ng lalake..?11. paano kung inde nauso ang cellpon..?12. paano kung tatlo ang mata ng tao..?13. paano kung apat ang kamay ng tao..?14. paano kung dalawa lang ang darili sa paa ng tao..?15. cute pa ba ang aso kung wala silang balahibo..?16. matututo kayang ngumiti ang tao kung walang ngipin..?17. paano kung walang dagat..? san tayo sa summer..?18. paano kung walang

sagutin ko na rin po ito… di ko po mapigilan sarili ko eh… mukhang busy ang lola…. lola, baad kudutin mo ako dai talaga ako mapakali… hehehehe… nagpapasaway lang po… dai akong mahimo igdi kaya nag log ako…

How did you handle carreer,lovelife,and family. ?… by being cool
Are you contented na po sa buhay…? what does it take to become contented?… love yourself…be yourself
advise mo po sa long distance love affair?… as long as alam mo ginagawa mo
define yourself (one word)…. kikay
are you wiling to welcome any GB members as one of your circle of friends… YES! shes friendly to those who are sincere and mind you she never forget birthdays! babatiin at babatiin ka nya no matter what…

darakola na man ang aki mo?….. sa pagkakaaram ko hmmmmmmmmmmm…. duwa… pag naabot sya hali sa trabaho nag iinotan sa pagbati sa iya… hehehehe
…pirang babae o lalaki?… yan ang dai ko masabi
…igwa ka ng manugang?…. hmmmmmmm
…pira na tabi ang mako-apo mo? AKO pa lang po ang apo ni lola… hehehehe
…nag silver wedding anni na kamo ni lolo?… dai pa po sinda nag anni
with lola’s permission i wud like to answer this… lola? ok lang po? anyway…. dai kana po ki magibo ta sinagot ko na hehehehe….

Here’s the continuation…
8. Sisay po favorite character sa HP?Aside from Hermione, siyempre si Harry Potter saka si Hagrid and Ron Weasley
9. Dae ko pa po nababasa su Half-Blood Prince, totoo pong namatay daw si Dumbledore? Sabi ninda iyo daa, oops…
10. Totoo pong si Severus Snape ang pumatay kay Dumbledore? Ay, no more spoilers..
11. Sa palagay mo po, buhay pa si Sirius Black or patay na? Hermione
12. Totoo pong Death Eater pa rin si Snape? naging spy lang ba siya ni Voldemort? Malamang!
13. Totoo pong si Ginny na gusto ni Harry bako na si Cho Chang?Inda ko sana!
14. Nababanggit pa rin po ba sila Kreacher, Dobby, Winky sa half-blood prince? ????
15. Sisay po su Half-Blood Prince?Basahon ta na sana baya….

“When you can’t remember why you’re hurt, that’s when you’re healed.” – Jane Fonda