Hotseat for Master Xandie (ang Maginoong ehem.. ehem..)

What does XT in Xandei “XT” stands for? [Xandei Tena po Lola, nag start iyan dahil din sa mga computer kaidto] May plano ka pang mag-settle giraray sa Bicol? What do you intend to do after you retire aside from traveling? [Yes, maogma sa bicol, ma negosyo sa bicol] Ta’no ta sinabi mong CHARMING si Lola? Halat, siisay na Lola, tabe?[Ika na Lola, ayos na ayos baga ang posing mo sa pic :)] Kasu arin ka ultimong nagkaon ki tuyo with matching sawsawan na sukang maharang?[hmmm.. mga 2 months ago garo ito sa haring na Mama] Nasambit mo saro sa paborito mo an papaitan. Nangalas ako ta bako man ini Bicol dish. Pwedeng esplikar mo ki Lola mo?[yan ang formal name kayan, pero ang apod samo kaidto is papasitan 🙂 yan daa ng version kan bicol] Curious ako sa simbag mo duman sa hapot, “anong pelikula ang iniyakan mo?” Tapos an simbag mo, “There’s something about Mary”. Anong makahihibi duman, ‘noy?[joke tabi ito Lola, grabe kaya si ngirit ko kaidto nagruruluha ako] Ano an depinisyon mo kan “uragon”? [matibay, smart: napansin ko sa old generation garo nadadatahan sindang magdangok kaini.. was it considered a bad word dati?]Why do you think it is always associated with the masculine gender? [siguro dahil ang mga naggagamit kan word na ini it mga kalalakihan, bihira akong makadangog hali sa babae] Does it connotes something negative if associated with the feminine gender?[dai man, as I said mostly na nag sasabi lang kaya kaini is lalake] Ay, pahabol na hapot: Pira na an aki nindo?[mayo pa po] Uso pa diyan sa tate’ an pagbisa?[usong uso, bilib sinda igdi sa mga aking nag bibisa, mga pamangkin ko over 1 year old pa lang tatao na magbisa]

Tolhits, uni na si mga ikos Qs
1. paano kung hindi na uso ang sweldo? matatrabaho ka pa rin ba?yes, sa charity 2. paano kung isa na lang ang ipin mo? matotoothbrush ka pa rin ba?yes, madali nang pakinatabon yan3. paano kung sampu na lang ang hibla ng buhok mo? magpapa rebond ka pa rin ba?hhhmm… masakit na hapot pagiisipan ko4. paano kung patay na lahat ng kuko mo sa pa-a? magpapa pedicure ka pa rin ba?dapat para dai mahalata5. pano kung hinuhuli ang magaganda at pinapag hard labor? lalabas ka pa ba?oo, hindi naman ako maganda, pogi daa ako sabi ni Mama :))6. paano kung walang gilagid ang mga tao..? san pwedeng ilagay ang ngipin..?sa ilong7. paano kung inde nauso ang sapatos o tsinelas..?eh di mag skate8. paano kung umulan ng yelo..?syempre mag snowboard9. eh umulan ng thumbtacks..?apakan mo gabos, mas magayon na protection yan para dai ka mapako10. umulan ng babae..?syempre iilag ako pag nakahiling si Vicvic, pag wala sasaluhin ko10a. ei kung kamukha lahat ni turek ang mga babae?dai ko bistado si turek11. paano kung inde nauso ang cellpon..?mag mobile phone12. paano kung tatlo ang mata ng tao..?mas ok dahil pwede tulog ang 2 and isa gising, pagnapagod 1 tulog 2 gising13. paano kung apat ang kamay ng tao..?masdakol matatapos na program, dagdag features sa gobicol14. paano kung dalawa lang ang darili sa paa ng tao..?tipid sa 4th question mo – pedicure15. cute pa ba ang aso kung wala silang balahibo..?oo, kasi kita mo na an pulgas16. matututo kayang ngumiti ang tao kung walang ngipin..?oo naman17. paano kung walang dagat..? san tayo sa summer..?sa bukid, kun saen yaon ang mga ukay18. paano kung walang ilog..?walang tubig19. paano kung wlang kuryente..?basta ba may battery20. paano kung walang bibig ang tao..?kindatan nalang21. paano kung walang gunting..?pwede na ang ngipin22. paano kung walang sasakyan..?maglakad23. paano kung wlang pinto ang bahay..? san tayo papasok..?sa bintana24. paano kung walang bintana ang bahay..? san natin sisilayan ang ating iniirog na laging dumadaan sa harap ng ating bintana..?sa pintuan25. paano kung nasa likod ang ilong ng tao..?mas ok, para utot mo amoy mo26. paano kung walang daliri ang tao..?wala rin bang kuku?27. What is the lesson you are trying to learn these days?magluto28. If you are the president of the Philippines today, and you have only the gobicol members to choose from as part of your Cabinet, who would you pick for what position and why. Lemme help you with the various positions available: (a) Press Secretary(b) Budget Secretary(c) Health Secretary(d) Interior and Local Government Secretary(e) Energy Secretary(f) Labor and Employment Secretary(g) Public Works and Highway Secretary(h) Science and Technology Secretary(i) Transportation and Communication Secretary(j) Trade and Industry Secretary(k) Socioeconomic Planning Secretary(l) Presidential Spokesperson
29. Who crawled into your bed last night?dai ko bistado, huna ko si Vicvic pero bako palan30. Describe your favorite shirt.luma na punit punit31. If you will have time to engage in a sport (and when I mean “sport” I mean that which is recognized by the Olympic Committee or local sports associations), what would it be and why?snowboarding32. What was the most recent thing someone said to you that touched you?Im sorry33. If you are to change your handle, what would it be?KissMe34. What/Who inspires you today?Vicvic35. Name the most recent funniest experience you had. hhmmmm36. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?no, but pwedeng maging Mental37 Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? are they?38. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? no, bawal 39. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? blue40. If it’s tourist season, can we shoot them?with water, yes41. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?to avoid infection :)42. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?white?43. What was the best thing before sliced bread?pandesal syempre

grabe!!! talo nito ang ncee. goodluck na lamang tabi,xandie! 😀 [bunny]

@xandie….mahapot man kuta na ako saimo kaya lang kahirak ka man.Kadakul na kayang mga hapots….Sige good luck na lang tabi saimo NHOY…haha kaya mo nyan…Bless u.

Ako ngani gare dai na man mahapot…
Uy, nabasa ko si pangaran ko ah…:P

Manoy Linggo, dae po kaya pede mawara ini hehe, nalipngan ko palan ihapot ini kay manoy rik.. dapat answeran manoy ha, ta kung dae, pakuduton ko ika kay Vicvic hehehe (joke lang) 😀
Paki describe:
XANDEI(ika):
TOLHITS –
BANNY –
DICKORY –
CHRYZ –
ERIK –
TED –
WAWOY –
CHIUI –
DAYU –
BORJ –
FRANK –
JUAN –
JOHNQ –
MARLO –
TIBYO –
SPARKIE –
MARC –
NONOY –
THAL –
GREENDOG –
MIKE –
MIKEY –
WILLIAM –
ARIS –
XYCLONE –
LOUIE –
LANZ –
PUERASIBANG –
DURAN –
DAN –
DINO –
ALEXANDER –
JUZ –
ERICKSON –
JIM –
TBOY-
ANDREW –
JUN –
JIBOY –
paki add na lang po su ibang bistado mo po igdi sa gb ha manoy?

VICVIC(yududuy) –
ROSE –
ARLENE –
HAZEL –
FELICE –
JOY –
LUWI –
ROMZ –
ANNE –
GEM –
CAROL –
NACKY –
ARA(PACHUCHAY)
DADA –
AMY –
MAAYON –
RECCA –
JIGS –
MARGE –
JOYCE –
SHIELA –
CHERRY ANN –
RUBY KAREEN –
YANI –
SUS KADAKOL NA MEMBERS hehehe add mo na lang po su iba ha manoy xandz? Patabang ka na lang magtype ki Vic 😀

nyak!nyak!Nyak! :))
sabi baga kaya ni lola ay “kung gabos eh di gabos!”

may sarong bus na sinakat kang mga bandido:
bandits: DAE MAGHIRIRO!!! ITAO ANG GABOS NINDONG KWARTA SAKA MGA ALAHAS!! ANG MGA LALAKI, GADANON! ANG MGA BABAE REYPON GABOS!
apo: MAHERAK NA MAN TABI KAMO SA LOLA KO, GURANG NA SIYANG MARHAY OH…80 ANYOS NA SIYA….SAKO NA SANA NINDO IPARUSA ANG PARA KI LOLA.
lola: HOY! APO! DAE MO NADANGOG? SABI BAGA GABOS NA BABAE REYPON….DI KUNG GABOS EY DI GABOS!
bandits: NYAYYYYYYY! SI LOLA! GUSTO PA MAN!

Sana ay dae ako ma bun…este van…nya…bond…ngek ban palan igdi. 😀

the 101 dalmatians Qs:
1. WHAT ARE YOUR GREATEST FEARS?
2.WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THAT YOU’RE REALLY HAPPY?3.WHY ARE YOU HAPPY AT THAT TIME?4.HAVE YOU EVER DONE SOMETHING REALLY EXTREME? CAN YOU SHARE IT WITH US?…. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE?5. FOODCHAIN…WHY?6. FOODS…WHY?7. SOFTDRINKS…WHY?8. MOVIES…WHY?9. SONGS…WHY?10. ACTORS…WHY?11. ACTRESES…WHY?12. SINGERS…WHY?13.WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KISS? (MALIBAN SA mga TUGANG, NANAY at TATAY MO)
14. DOES LOVE HURTS?…PLEASE EXPLAIN?
15.DEFINE BEAUTY..16.WHAT’S THE MEANEST THING YOU’VE DONE TO SOMEONE?17.WHICH DO YOU PREFER, DRIVE OR COMMUTE?..WHY?18.WHATS THE STUPIDEST THING YOU’VE EVER DONE?19.IF YOU WERE A SUPER HERO, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?… WHY?
Sa irisay na taga gobicol angnaiisip mo pag nababasa ang mga words na ini:(paki explain kung tano ta sinda ang napili mo):20.-HONESTY21.-BRAINS22.-MS. BEAUTIFUL23.-MR. POGI24.-CHARMING25.-MR. CONGENIALITY26.-MS. CONGENIALITY27.-WITY28.-SMART29.-KULIT30.-MR. AND MS. 24/731.-MASKULADOS32.-SEX BOMBS33.-ALLLURING34.-MALAKAS ANG SEX APPEAL35.-PLAYBOY36.-MAHINHIN37.-SIPAG SA FORUM38.-MINSAN LANG SA FORUM39.-HIGHBLOOD40.-LOWBLOOD41.-CUTE42.-CLASSY43.-SOPHISTICATED44.-PARANG RAMP MODEL45.-CLOWN46.-PRINCESS47.-PRINCE48.-BABY49.-MOTHERLY IMAGE
50.-FATHERLY IMAGE
51. If you could choose to live on a different planet, which one would you choose? why?
52.If you could commit any crime and get away with it, what would you do? 53. If you could date a celebrity, who would you choose? 54. If you could have only one food for the rest of your life (assuming that this strange situation would not affect your health), which food would you choose? 55. If you could meet any famous person, dead or alive, who would it be and why? 56. If you could speak any other language (besides English) which language would you like to speak? 57. If you could spend a day with any celebrity, who would it be and what questions would you ask that person? 58. If you could take a vacation anywhere in the world for any length of time, where would you go? 59. If you could travel back in time, where would you go?
60. If someone’s(lady) underwear was showing,would you tell them? 61. If the whole world were listening, what would you say? 62. If you could ask God any one question, what would it be? 63. If you could be a bird, what would you choose to be?64. If you could be a plant, what would you choose to be? 65. If you could be an animal, what would you be? 66. If you could be an insect, what would you choose to be?67. If you could be another person for a day, who would you be? 68. If you could be invisible for a day what would you do and why? 69. If you could change one thing about yourself or significant other, what would it be? 70. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?71. If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be? 72. If you had more time, what hobby would you like to pursue?73. If you had to choose between a wonderful romantic relationship that would end after only a year, or a so-so relationship that would last your entire life, which one would you choose? please explain.74. Describe in 5 words, your perfect mate.75. how do you decide its time to take an online ‘relationship’ to real time and what are the steps you would take?76. Would you like it if a man asked you out? Why or why not?77. How old were you when you went on your first date? Who was it with? Where did you go and what did you do?78. What’s your idea of a perfect night out – or in?79. If you lived on a farm, what is the one chore you would prefer/not prefer to do?
80.What was your childhood like?81. How would you describe yourself?(in50 words)82.What gets you out of bed in the morning?83.What do you love to do? Your passion?84.What makes you laugh?85.What can make you cry?86.What can make you scare?87.Who would you love to trade places with?
88.Do you believe in divorce?89.Turned beet red when:_________________________________90.I like myself because ___________________________________91.You would see _________________________in my room.
92.how would you describe Rizal, the National hero?
93.what movie best describes you?
94.what is your heartbreak song?
95.anong paborito mong baon nung nasa elementary ka pa?
96.anong pinakamataas na grade na nakuha mo nung high school?college?
96a.ey pinakamababa?
97.sinong paborito mong sexy actor?
98.ano yung di mo gagawin kahit anong mangyari?
99.anong pelikula ang iniyakan mo? why?
100.What was the most difficult thing you have experienced (school, family, relationship, etc)101.What do you like best about your job? Least liked part of your job?

kung may dalmatians…dapat ay igwa man ikos….

1. paano kunghindi na uso angsweldo? matatrabaho ka pa rin ba?
2. paano kung isa na lang ang ipin mo? matotoothbrush ka pa rin ba?
3. paano kung sampu na lang ang hibla ng buhok mo? magpapa rebond ka pa rin ba?
4. paano kung patay na lahat ng kuko mo sa pa-a? magpapa pedicure ka pa rin ba?
5. pano kung hinuhuli ang magaganda at pinapag hard labor? lalabas ka pa ba?
6. paano kung walang gilagid ang mga tao..? san pwedeng ilagay ang ngipin..?7. paano kung inde nauso ang sapatos o tsinelas..?8. paano kung umulan ng yelo..?9. eh umulan ng thumbtacks..?10. umulan ng babae..?
10a. ei kung kamukha lahat ni turek ang mga babae?11. paano kung inde nauso ang cellpon..?12. paano kung tatlo ang mata ng tao..?13. paano kung apat ang kamay ng tao..?14. paano kung dalawa lang ang darili sa paa ng tao..?15. cute pa ba ang aso