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carsford lynx P100.00 onlyfactory defect = tambutso nasa loobhonda accord P50.00 onlyfactory defect = manibela dual shock controller ng play stationhonda civic sir P50.00 onlyfactory defect = nasa ilalim ang pintuantoyota corolla P50.00 onlyfactory defect = gulong, sing laki ng ferris wheelcellphonesnokia 7110 P10.00 only latest modelfactory defect = ringing tones kasing lakas ng busina ng barkonokia 3210 P10.00 onlyfactory defect = bisaya lang ang languagenokia 6110 P10.00 onlyfactory defect = walang keypadsshoesBass leather P10.00 onlyfactory defect = balat ng lumpiang sariwaNike basketball shoes P10.00 onlyfactory defect = dual shockNike air jordan P10.00 only latest modelfactory defect = may spikesNike basketball shoes P10.00 onlyfactory defect = may abs at airbag
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A PROMOTION OF CAREFREE PANTYSHIELDS…commercial break…..MODEL:(Nag-poproject sa harapan ng camera…nagsalita…with voice projection rin…)”I’ve been using carefree pantyshields for three years…and now….(sabay buka sa mga legs)…IT’S STILL THERE..!!!!(Nagtututung na,uy,palitan mo na!)
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Pedro: Tol gus2 kong mgtrabho sa COMELEC
Juan: Dahil ba sa lagayan?
Pedro: Uy bako lagay ito ah, KOMISYON on election ito
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Anak: Tay nagtumbling ako sa skul
Tatay: Sbi ko nang dai mo i2 pg gibuhon ta maiiling su panty mo
Anak: Dai man po ninda nailing su panty ko,…… nilaag ko sa kaya sa bag ko
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Anak: Nay tinukso ako kng klasmeyt ko darula daa ngimot ko
Nanay: Nak, dai ka magtubod magayunon ka ngani
Anak: Talaga Nay?
Nanay: Oo nmn
(Npangisi ang anak)
Nanay: O sige anak, kumaon ka na nguna……. kwaon mo na su PALA
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dakol pa ako kaya lang tamad na ako mag type sa keyboard send ko na sana kung siisay ang gusto
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Always here for you -
“NaSUSUNOG ANG SINEHAN”
GUARD: Maam dito po kayo dumaan!
BABAE: Anong palagay mo sa akin tanga?…Hoy! FIRE EXIT yan! diyan lalabas ang apoy! -
Bistado n c Gloria, nagsakat s bubong kng malacanang
Police: Madam!maramipa nagma2hal sayo
Gloria: Tanga! Hanap lng ako signal……. Hello Garci?
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Pg gabos cnda kontra s dreksyong tatahakin mo
Kung pirmi kng may naka2bangga
Kung abo k ninda palaogon
Dai magmatagas ki payo
Exit iyn!Duman ks entrance!
Pasaway ka!_______________________________________________________
Sarong aldaw nagka2wat kita sa bulod…
Bigla kng kinuha kng Gorilya
Nag hibi ako tapos nagsuriyaw
KWAON MO NA RIN AKO!
Sagot kang gorilya:
Nata? Aki taka man?_________________________________________________________
Always here for you
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