SMS jokes

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  • #20207


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    Low price tag

    carsford lynx P100.00 onlyfactory defect = tambutso nasa loobhonda accord P50.00 onlyfactory defect = manibela dual shock controller ng play stationhonda civic sir P50.00 onlyfactory defect = nasa ilalim ang pintuantoyota corolla P50.00 onlyfactory defect = gulong, sing laki ng ferris wheelcellphonesnokia 7110 P10.00 only latest modelfactory defect = ringing tones kasing lakas ng busina ng barkonokia 3210 P10.00 onlyfactory defect = bisaya lang ang languagenokia 6110 P10.00 onlyfactory defect = walang keypadsshoesBass leather P10.00 onlyfactory defect = balat ng lumpiang sariwaNike basketball shoes P10.00 onlyfactory defect = dual shockNike air jordan P10.00 only latest modelfactory defect = may spikesNike basketball shoes P10.00 onlyfactory defect = may abs at airbag

  • #20206


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    A PROMOTION OF CAREFREE PANTYSHIELDS…commercial break…..MODEL:(Nag-poproject sa harapan ng camera…nagsalita…with voice projection rin…)”I’ve been using carefree pantyshields for three years…and now….(sabay buka sa mga legs)…IT’S STILL THERE..!!!!(Nagtututung na,uy,palitan mo na!)

  • #20122


    Borj
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    Pedro: Tol gus2 kong mgtrabho sa COMELEC
    Juan: Dahil ba sa lagayan?
    Pedro: Uy bako lagay ito ah, KOMISYON on election ito
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    Anak: Tay nagtumbling ako sa skul
    Tatay: Sbi ko nang dai mo i2 pg gibuhon ta maiiling su panty mo
    Anak: Dai man po ninda nailing su panty ko,…… nilaag ko sa kaya sa bag ko
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    Anak: Nay tinukso ako kng klasmeyt ko darula daa ngimot ko
    Nanay: Nak, dai ka magtubod magayunon ka ngani
    Anak: Talaga Nay?
    Nanay: Oo nmn
    (Npangisi ang anak)
    Nanay: O sige anak, kumaon ka na nguna……. kwaon mo na su PALA
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  • #20120


    Borj
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    dakol pa ako kaya lang tamad na ako mag type sa keyboard send ko na sana kung siisay ang gusto

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  • #20119


    jb
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    “NaSUSUNOG ANG SINEHAN”

    GUARD: Maam dito po kayo dumaan!
    BABAE: Anong palagay mo sa akin tanga?…Hoy! FIRE EXIT yan! diyan lalabas ang apoy!

  • #20116


    Borj
    Participant

    Bistado n c Gloria, nagsakat s bubong kng malacanang
    Police: Madam!maramipa nagma2hal sayo
    Gloria: Tanga! Hanap lng ako signal……. Hello Garci?
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    Pg gabos cnda kontra s dreksyong tatahakin mo
    Kung pirmi kng may naka2bangga
    Kung abo k ninda palaogon
    Dai magmatagas ki payo
    Exit iyn!Duman ks entrance!
    Pasaway ka!

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    Sarong aldaw nagka2wat kita sa bulod…
    Bigla kng kinuha kng Gorilya
    Nag hibi ako tapos nagsuriyaw
    KWAON MO NA RIN AKO!
    Sagot kang gorilya:
    Nata? Aki taka man?

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