Some like it hot!

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    Anonymous

    @ Cho, Hi Cho, Monkeys do get eaten by Humans,I once watched a documentary on TV how a an African tribsman went about trapping a monkey, the plot was rather simple as the monkeys werewatching his every move from the safety of their lofty canopy in the trees, the man had poked a hole in the sidewall of aditch just wide enough for a monkey to insert its open hand but was easily caught out because of its avaricious greed which will not allow the monyey to entertain any thought to letting go of its bundel of honey,- placed inside by the hunter-which it now has inthe grasp of its fist, but its balled fist can no longer beextracted without first letting go of thebootyitself, and that’s how the agitatedprotestinganamal gets knocked on the head and becomes a meal. I myself think that Man and monkies or apesare not of the same origins, scientists will tell us that they have found a few skulls here and there from Afr/Java-that they belong to prehistoric man, but I think they were belonging to extinct apes that were unable to adapt to a changing environment and died out because their habitat changed but they were doomed, no man on the other hand would be unable to eat a variety of foods and also be an excellente hunter,brainey from the begginingsand that is why we do not see anywhere any evidence of early buildings constructed by man constructed more than 6’000 years ago or there abouts, the first been in Iraq. There are many young children born with very dry skin and they must feel very uncomfortable with itch, there is help for this condition and I feel sure the doctors can deal with the problemproperly at least nowadays. I can remember when I was young my grand mother would give us a big soup spoon ful of horrible Scotts emulsion or cod -liver -oil, this was a panacea for every known afflection, the monkey trick here was to hold the recieptent by the nose between two fingers whilst the spoon would be placed into the mouth, the contents wer to be swallowed then the nose wasreleased. The cure for any kind of abrasionsof theskin, been lost due to falls was a good daube of mercurochrome which was very good but had mercury in it, they don’t use it anymore Ilike so many other kids wereforever knocking off half healed scabby driedskin fromour knees from falls when I was a growing kid, we used to all wear short pants then, only grown men wore long pants, who rearly stumble or fall,if the clothing manufacturershad any brains they would have made and marketedlong pants with built-in knee pads to protect children.Gagging on hot chilli peppers is only one of my many embarrassing plunders in life that I will own up to, gagging on a full stomach of beer was a much more frequent event,especially so when after sleeping in bed after a heavy bout of drinking previously, one would wake up with only seconds to spare, it was a case of either been sick on the floor or into the smallwaste bin, if I had enough time to make it to the toilets where I spent many a time hugging the throne on my knees, first thing in the morning is best; there were many others like me, butwho used to make the mistakeof dashingfor the wash basin instead, this was bad judgement on their part, because the pitza they had ate before was more often than not,dispersed on the floor as well as those bits left circulating within the brim bobbing about, withthe water spout leftrunning overnight, yukie-pooeverywhere, some of those guys never learnt any better either and they also kept quiteabout it afterwards. We all found it hard to deal with the hardship of living without wemon in our mining camp huts,but it kept us sane. This has been a true story.

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    nana noon
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    Hi Kit, I don’t know about you, but I can’t brave eating those bugs. Let alone, throwing up in front of everybody, yak! But I tell you I had eaten a adobo monkey before when I was but a little girl. My mother ordered it from the aetas. They said it was a cure for skin disease. I had some skin break out when I was little and they called it “baklay” all ointment was tried, herb, name it but it was monkey adobo that cured my ” Baklay”…Mabalosss

  • #131201


    Anonymous

    Hi Cho, I have already triumphed overthe seven year itch, threefold, although I sometimes wonder if my back would havewithstood the test of time,engaging the high stools dailyfor such a lenghtly period of time

  • #131196


    nana noon
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    Hi Kit, I thought you was going to talk about the seven years itch…

  • #131195


    Anonymous

    Insects such as Locosts and Cockroaches are a regarded as delicaciesin Asian countries,Thailand been one of them, they also eat snakes and rodents, there is nothing radically, orracially wrong in this, it’s justsimply the culture that one is brought up in that customises the locals, and in turnwhichmakes those people (usually outsiders)-people balk or whatever turns them off any foodwhat may be concidered toodiscusting or revolting to even contemplate eating,some adventuresome types howeverperceive this as a courageous act in itself aloneto attempttrying out their brave-valourto eat some of the main ingredients in theseexoctic dishes, namely Chilly and lots of them too. I have eaten frogs legs in Bali Indonesia but that’s about the most experimenting I want to do, I prefer to stick to what I know and am familiar with. In Thailand their use ofso much hot peppers and chillies and perhaps curries as well to blend in to give tastewith a great variety of foods thatan unsuspectingperson will only feel the lingeringburning sensation in the mouth afterwards but not beforerealizingand experiencing theeyepopping sensation as the morsels been chewedare gaining heat, beggining toglow red-hot like a volcano in one’s mouth, you become frightened-you’re on fire, alarm bells ring loudly in the head as your mind calls on God above in Heavin to come immediatly to your rescue, then you gag and splurt the contents of your mouth everywhere all over the table in front of you, oh dear, not even enough time to grab that napkin; you look around sheepishly at the other quests who thankfully at least, pretend not tohave noticed you, a Blessing from On-High, After calming down enough to fathom why, or how, anybody in their right frame of mind would want to create a dish that hot, when you specifically ordered onlya mildflavoured-helpingin the first place; Afterward the wine or whiskey or beer and cigarettewill allbe chilli-fied and the tounge willbe a stranger for hours yetto come, you ponderas to why onecould havesampled a dish of prime beef or pork but for all you know it might have been a dead horse you had eaten , but your taste buds can testify for you that in Asia things can be, or can get, or was hot, hot-hot, or even hotter!. Locusts wings and legs are difficult to digest and they can remain behind floating on the top of the water, a rather unsightlyconclusion to an alreadysinsitive poor Soul sufferingwith aburning sphincter.

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