The lawyers & the Judge:

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  • #19346


    bwahahahahaha! nyak!nyak!nyak!nyak! :))


    anong pig ngingiritan ta? dae ko nasabutan ta inglis kaya. [-(

    bwahaha… :))

    @manoy mickey
    nag change na namang setup ang mypba…may pm ako duman saimo. baka dae mo nabasa. igdi ko na lang ipo-post
    Kung pwedi kota manoy ay 2nd to 4th rowng tokawan hale sa driver seat ang mai reserve samo….ang reason ay para harani kami sa TV ta nali-nali-on ako sa tv. 😀

    diyos mabalos…asin marhay na aga.

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    bwahahaha :))

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    nyan manoy ted pagingat sa mga hapot mo tabi sa korte ta tiba-ad mabisto ka man. nyak nyak nyak nyak

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    aray ko!!!! mwa ha ha ha

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    The lawyers & Judge:

    Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand – a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

    He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams.

    I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”

    The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?”

    She again replied, “Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the
    worst in the entire state.

    Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him.” The defense attorney almost died!

    At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to silence, called both counselors to the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said “if either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, you’ll be jailed for contempt.”

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