Reasons why I hate reading E-mails

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  • #45287


    sheila
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    ay korak! ok lang ang mga junk mails ta dai ko man an pigbubuksan ngani o itong mga forwarded ta dai ko man pigbabasa na:) ang hate ko talaga iyang mga email na garo SMS, mga hali dyan sa pamangkin ko sa Pinas, dawa kaito grabe man ako sa text (ata na ngani may katext na ako may katalk pa..harharhar…) pero pag nakabasa akong email na arog kaan iuuyaman ako.:P
    ay saka palan email na sarala ang spelling, dai lamang pig-check.haaayyy

  • #45272


    Anonymous

    :)) :)) :)) Got IT Noy-GD, let me add:

    How about prayers, and at the end may dagdag, you only receive the graces, IF you pass this on to 100 or more emails! 😉 I am pretty sure we received and keep on receiving graces from GOd unconditionally.
    How about, you just won 1,000,000,!!!!US$ provided…..
    How about emails from our friends from African Continent, stating that this princes and princesses are willing to share with you their diamonds and bank deposits!:))
    How about the Viagras and Cialis and enlargement of every part of humananatomy:))advertised and sent tomy official email, from where the hell it came from I don’t know!:))
    The best thing to do, delete before you read! but remember the sender, and once you see it, don’t ever dare to open, just straight to the trash bin!;)

  • #45271


    GD
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    How about su mga emails na may attachment na pornographic pictures…just because they like it, they assume you will like it too.
    How about su mga maka-religious na trying to convince you to do this or do that for their church when their religionis not even similar to yours.
    How about casual acqiuantances who flood you with all kinds of ads, trying to sell you everything and asking you to be a member of their pyramid/commission selling schemes.

  • #45269


    andador
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    at eto pa.
    7.Mga E-mails na ganito ang pag kakasulat(di ko na ma describe kung ano na to)example:
    hI? hOw aReyoU DoiNG?mE?aNd2 mE sA mAll .kAw?R u oK?kiTA Ko SaGOT Ko Sa mESSAgES kO?BaKIT ba mASyADO iRItADO?La nMAN aKonG gINAwANG mASAMA Ah?
    UTANG NA LOOB ,TANTANAN MO NA YANG KAKA ABUSO SA CAPS LOCK AT SHIFT!!!!!!

  • #45213


    paranoid
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    Mga Manoy asin mga Manay, saro tabi na PAAGI nganingDAE URAGANsi Manoy Andador sa pag padara kang saindong mga (electronic) na surat…… hehehe…
    Do you really know how to forward e-mails?50% of US DO;50% DO NOT.Do you wonder why you get viruses or junk mail?Here’s why:Every time you forward an e-mail there is information left over from the people who got the message before you, namely their e-mail addresses names, and the person that sent it to them, etc. As the messages get forwarded along, the list of addresses builds, and builds, and builds, and all it takes is for some poor sap to get a virus, and his or her computer can send that virus to every e-mail address that has come across his computer. Or, someone can take all of those addresses and sell them or send junk mail to them in the hopes that you will go to the site and he will make five cents for each hit. That’s right, all of that inconvenience so someone can get a nickel! How do you stop it?Well, there are two easysteps:1) When you forward an e-mail, DELETE all of the other addresses that appear in the body of the message. You MUST Click on the down arrow of the FORWARD button and choose “as inline text”, then you will have full editing capabilities for everything, the body and headers of the message. Highlight all those addresses and delete them, backspace them, cut them, whatever it is you know how to do. It only takes few seconds.2) Whenever you send an e-mail to more than one person, DO NOT use the – To: or Cc: columns for adding e-mail address. Always use the BCC: (blind carbon copy) column for listing the e-mail addresses.The recipient of your e-mail only sees his/her address and doesn’t know who else you sent it to. When you send to BCC: your message will automatically say “Undisclosed Recipients” in the “TO:” field of the people who receive it.So please, in the future, let’s stop the junk mail and the viruses!

  • #45209


    andador
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    Siguro gabos kita igwang na i experyensya kada mag bukas asin mag basa kita nin satuyang mga E-Mails,kaya naisipan kong i-post asin i shareining sakuyang obserbasyones manungod digdi.
    Mga nakakainis na e-mails..Mga nakakainis at nakaka iritang E-mails na sakuyang i-urag uragan basahon.
    1.Forwarded E-mails..ok dont get me wrong,i apreciate it if someone sends me messages,jokes,inspiring stories,anecdotes etc..But,my gulay!!!I simply hate reading those forwarded messages where in i am the gazzilionth recipient and the mail trail can be compaired to the distance of Tutuban Railways to Legaspi PNR station.It gives me carpal tunnel syndrome by just clicking and dragging my mouse just to readthe F#@*#!message..hehehehe.Mano bang i-edit muna bago i forward.Hehehehehehe.
    2.Chain mails-Ang mga walang kakupas kupas na nag babadyang “chain mails.e.g..
    Pls send this to at least 1 million recipients or something bad will happen tou you this weekend..And take note,meron pang..PLS..Do Not Ignore!!!..Huuuwattttt!!WTF!..
    Manakot ba naman.Piece of advice,why dont you put the other end of the”chain” around your neck,and the other onthe cieling!!Pwede naman tayong mag request for prayers or share good intentionswith out the “pa Doomsday” effect..
    3.Mails composed using the lips rather than the Fingers-e.g.
    Eeeiii! you!!!Hallhoow tehrr!Itz meh!Downt u remembahhh mehhhh!!!Benn zooo loooongg sinz ah lhast sah yah..Muztah nah..AM hir in Brahzeel!!!ha bawt yah..hawer yah doi’n..(at take note,parami pang sangkatutak LoL na kasuntot kada sentence)Hehehehe.I dont care if you have a Texan twang,German accent or Visayan accent,but this is an e-mail meaning you are supposed to write the normal way,You Dummy.
    4.The excessive use/abuse of the words “kinda” ,”like” and”you know”..(combined with No.3)-Eeeii youu!!!!!Hallhoow tehrr!Itz meh!itz like, Downt u remembahhh mehhhh!!!Benn kinda zooo loooongg sinz ah lhast sah yah..Muztah naaah..AM hir in Brahzeel!!!ha bawt yah..hawer yah doi’n..Ah have a pix hre with mah cuzzin,u know,Bentot,awrr chilhood frenzzz?Hez kinda,grown up na.Wer on thiz cruze,when you know ,i was kinda dizzy and my head and stomach is like goina .like explode you know?i guezz they call it kinda sea sick,u know..
    Lang hiya,nalulula lang at natatae pinahirapan pa ako mag basa.Parang natatae na din tuloy ako.
    5.mga mails na ala SMS(text)take note of the use/mis use of ME and U-see example below:
    ei,msta n.tgalna Uina2bangan Me .Sanu ba nagsu2ot?Cguro nagta2ka U kung bketme ukinklet?La lng LOL..Ok bye na muna me.Ingat U!
    This is acceptable kung naga text para masave ng time and space.Pero,Helllooo!!huwag naman sa E-mails.Its kinda like nakakainis kse eh,u KnowMinsan gusto na rin sagutin ng ARRRGGG!!!!Maloloka na me,lapit na mabatukan U!!!
    6.Mga mails na punong puno ng Kulay at blinkers na pagkatapos mong mabasa ay parang gusto mo nang mag punta sa Opthalmologist para patingnan ang iyong mata.Example:
    Eeeii youu!!!!!Hallhoow tehrr!Itz meh!itz like, Downt u remembahhh mehhhh!!!Benn kinda zooo loooongg sinz ah lhast sah yah..Muztah naaah..AM hir in Brahzeel!!!ha bawt yah..hawer yah doi’n..Ah have a pix hre with mah cuzzin,u know,Bentot,awrr chilhood frenzzz?Hez kinda,grown up na.Wer on thiz cruze,when you know ,i was kinda dizzy and my head and stomach is like goina .like explode you know?i guezz they call it kinda sea sick,u know..

    Yan muna.hehehehe.Kamo baka igwa man kamong gustong i share,u know?kinda like this.Post U naman para mabasa namanME.

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