August 8, 2006 at 10:28 AM #38265
This is TOTALLY Upgraded…peace tabi saindo..
August 8, 2006 at 10:27 AM #38264
hahahaha , tama ka Manay Rose.. baad puede ang (Abaya 2.1, Henna 5.0), peace po!, Uni na mas maray sa Saries 2.1 = Lingeries 2.1
@ Banny, ok, revise mo na lang ang iba, arog kan comment ni Manay Rose..
August 7, 2006 at 8:01 PM #38085
Ed, nice one pasubli man tabi 😀
August 7, 2006 at 8:37 AM #38062
Magayonon man ini Noy, kaya medyo may diit na revision [suggestion only:))]na dapat kang gibohon para bako obvious na originally composed ini ki sarong Indian writer [IT Tech or whatever:)], para applicable to everyone.
Once this happens, the only way to improve theperformance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommendSarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
Sarees [ I assume is the traditional attire of an Indian lady] replace it with something else more international:), but correct me if I am wrong:)
But still I really enjoy reading it. Thanks
August 7, 2006 at 8:01 AM #38061
as you wish GD.. kumusta manoy..
August 4, 2006 at 2:43 PM #37831
This is very funny…you won’t mind if I copy and forward to my friends wives, maybe my wife too.
August 4, 2006 at 1:27 PM #37828
Girlfriend – Version 5.0 to Wife – Version 1.0A letter from a troubled userDear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that Wife 1.0 installed itself into allother programs and now monitors all other system activities. In addition, the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Baseball 5.0, BeerWithBuddies7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system wheneverselected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whileattempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the’uninstall’ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!Thanks,”A Troubled User”
REPLY:Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0,thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by itsCreator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return toGirlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program filesfrom the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-ChildSupport) . I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving theenvironment. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the commandC:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZEcommand before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch theprogram NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve theperformance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommendSarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, installSecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck,Tech Support …
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