HOTSEAT FOR M’CEL “LETLET” FROM NOV 19 – 25

KLASMEYTS, 12 hrs pa palan…pasensya na ta pinatao ni Titser….sige payt:D
Why are there no size “B” batteries ?Why are they called apartments when they are units all together ?Why is an army called an infantry if you have to be over 18 to get in?Isn’t it scarry that a doctor’s office is called a practice?Why can’t you tickle yourself (but others can) ?Why are carrots not called oranges, as they are more orange than oranges?Why are builders afraid of a 13th floor, but publishers not afraid of a chapter 11? Why is it called a rainbow, it’s not a bow on top of rain. Why not rain prisim?If a seagull flew over the bay, would it be called a bagel ? Do pediatricians play miniature golf ?If superman can’t be hurt by bullets, why does he duck when they throw the gun? ++What is the speed of Dark ?++Did the early settlers go camping ?++Can race car drivers deduct speeding tickets ?++If a fly didnt have wings, would it be called a walk ?++How much wood can a woodchuck chuck ?Can an ambidextrious person make an off hand remark ?++Do you feed a boogie fever ?++If you’re born again, do you have two bellybuttons ?++Why don’t they invent a cordless extension cord ?++Why is it when driving and looking for an address, we turn down the radio ?++Why do people remember where they were when someone famous was killed ? (Do they have to prove an alibi?)++Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?++If a turtle loses its shell, is it considered naked or homeless ?++Why did the chicken really cross the road ?Why does an alarm clock go off, by going on ?++If a vampire cannot see its reflection, how is their hair always so neat ?++Why is cheese so secret that we must shred it ?When a cow laughs does milk come out its nose ?++What do they use to ship styrofoam ?++Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it ?++Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?++Can you tell how old a pirate is by cutting off his peg leg and counting the rings?Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch tapeworms ?Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job ?What is another word for thesaurus ?Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag and put garments in a suitcase?If a person thinks marathons are superior to sprints, is that racism ?If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap ?Can fat people go Skinny Dipping ? How do you let someone know you painted a wet paint signIs it possible to have a civil war ?Why do they call it a TV Set, when there is only one ? What happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice ?Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to ?If you choked a Smurf, what color whould it turn ?Should crematoriums give a discount to burn victims ?If “Con” is the Opposite of “Pro,” is Congress opposed to progress?Is animal shampoo tested on humans?Why don’t they call moustaches Mouthbrows?Could it be that Boulders are statues of big rocks?Can they put more clowns than people in a Taxi ?Why do Kamakazee pilots wear helmets ?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2 ?Do fish get thirsty ?If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, would that be considered a hostage situation ?Why is abbreviation such a long word ?How would you throw away a garbage can ?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii ? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers ? Do bleach blondes pretend to have more fun ?Why do they but braille numbers on drive-up ATM’s ?- Why is it when you transport something by car its called a shipment,but when you transport something by ship its called cargo? Why isn’t the word phonetic spelt like it sounds ?Why is it a pair of pants, but only one shirt ?-
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date ? -) also Why do croutons have an expiration date ? – Wouldn’t they just get better ?If Teflon is supposed to be non-stick, how do they get it to stay attached to the pan ?
If “convenience” stores are open 24/7/365, why do they have locks on the doors ?Would a blind tourist use a sighseeing eye dog ?Why does santa work only one night a year ? Why is the word dyslexia so hard to read ?Do elves really wear those shoes with the curling tips ?Is there another word for synonym ?If you wear a sheet for halloween are you a ghost or a mattress ?Do police sketch artists start out by drawing chalk outlines ?Why don’t they just make food stamps edible ?Would they invent fireproof matches ?Should a mute be yelled at for talking with their hands full ?Would they invent a solar powered flashlightDo you think it is illegal to yell “Theatre” in a crowded fire ?After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting OUT of the water ?When it rains, do cotton fields shrink ?Do chickens think rubber humans are funny ?Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway ?Do cannibals get hungry one hour after eating a chinaman ?

POI

oy marhay na aga sa gabos. natorog ako alas cinco. wara pa si let. alas dos na nin hapon. wara pa si let..hmmmm…let…yohoo…are you ok?? tibaad nasa burn unit ka na?? heheheheh…grabe manay PO1 ang arasahas….ma a ICU na…3rd degree burn su lobot ko..heheheh…
uy dont forget po 4 hrs late kami…kya alas 2 ta ka man sinimbag hehehhe..

POI

aber daw. siete minutos antes mag alas cinco nin aga. ma round two gugna ako bago matorog eu let? manay dai tabi magpara lamaw…1. pag iuyaman ka sa anong gigibo mo?a. sa agom mo? iniwal ko,,,minsan dai ko iniintindi dawa arabuton sarong semana…hahahhab. sa aki mo? iniignore ko ta habo ko syang kulugan pero rapado na pag grabe na ang kakulitan…c. sa boss mo? dai ako nag gigirong..risa sa mukha ko pag ungis ako…saka bihira na mayo akong girong kya aram pag nauuyam ako..d. sa sadiri mo? naghihibi ako, na garong kapay aban aban mayong ng topak..2. ano paborito mong pagkaon? gabos na kakanun sa Bikol..3. ano ang gigibo/iisip mo pag ika na pupu’ngaw? nag iinternet, nagkakape, nag yoyosi4. ano pa ang gusto mong gibohon bago matapos ang 2008? mag adal giraray..kua units sa library science5. kung bako dyan ngonyan, sain ka kota? sa Texaseu sana ta nagtitiraok na ang manok, oni mata pa ako.. goodnight este good morning let buda sa gabos man na nagaantabay kan nagkakarabang hotseat na ini…
magturog ning husay!!zzzzz…POI out.