para sa MATATALINO lang hehehe

korek ka po manoy bugs…….uya pa po…..
While exploring the wild highlands of Scotland, Crazy Rob was captured by hostile wood fairies. Smazze, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Crazy Rob found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could make to save himself?

uya pa hapot…….
q: si juan ay isang sabungero, pumasok siya sa unang sabungan, ngunit kailangan niya magbayad ng 2 pesos sa pagpasok. itinaya niya lahat ng kanyang natirang pera.. sa swerte ay nanalo siya kaya nadoble ang dala niyang pera.. lumabas na siya.. ngunit kailangan niyang magbayad muli ng 2 pesos bago makalabas kaya binawasan niya ang kanyang pera. Pumasok sa 2nd sabungan ngunit tulad ng nauna kailangan magbayad ng 2 pesos ang bawat pumapasok .. nakita niyang maganda ang laban kaya itinaya niya ang kanyang natirang pera… nanalo at nadoble ito.. lumabas ba ito at nagbayad ng 2 pesos… may nakitang sabungan ulit si juan kaya pumasok siya.. tulad ng mga 1st at 2nd pangyayari nagbayad ng 2 pesos sa pagpasok .. nadoble at nagbayad ng 2 pesos sa paglabas… subalit nang nagugutom na si JUan aba! wala na siyang pera kahit na siya’y nananalo. Tanong:magkano ang dala niyang pera?

ay kasta….hehehehe……pano yan dae komatudan…dae ako nagiwang…hamag sana yan…..hehehehe

uya p po………….
situation: you are walking in a field and met a sheperd whos name is Mang Juan. Mang Juan then is feeding his sheeps. In you curiousity you asked Mang Juan how many sheeps doed he have. and he answered you this in return if you file my sheeps in line you shall have a. 2 at the front of a sheep b. 2 at the bank of a sheep c. and 1 at the middle. question: HOW MANY SHEEPS DOES MANG JUAN HAVE? its so easy…

nagtuturog habang nakaduty so gurdiya.

before the guard went home after a night’s duty, he told his boss not to go on a plane trip in the afternoon of the next day because he dreamt that night of a tragedy that will happen. the plane will crash and no one will survive. the boss hearing this, cancelled his trip. TRUE, the plane crashed leaving all crews and passengers dead. so the boss summoned the guard to his office, thank him profusely, gave him bonus and fired him. question: why did the boss fired the guard who once saved his life?

ako gari pede man digdi matalioon ako sabi kan ikos me…
ang inglis kan Tabo = Veedol….ang Kotse = Berlina
@Letlet huna ko tabi ang inglis kan gatas = alaska