October 20, 2008 at 11:50 PM #92973
Kuminurahaw siya ” I’m Crazy please let me go !!! ”
October 20, 2008 at 10:52 PM #92945
korek ka po manoy bugs…….uya pa po…..
While exploring the wild highlands of Scotland, Crazy Rob was captured by hostile wood fairies. Smazze, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Crazy Rob found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could make to save himself?
October 20, 2008 at 10:22 PM #92919
baloon ko daw kung kaya ko… 5.25 ang kwarta nya
October 20, 2008 at 9:58 PM #92894
uya pa hapot…….
q: si juan ay isang sabungero, pumasok siya sa unang sabungan, ngunit kailangan niya magbayad ng 2 pesos sa pagpasok. itinaya niya lahat ng kanyang natirang pera.. sa swerte ay nanalo siya kaya nadoble ang dala niyang pera.. lumabas na siya.. ngunit kailangan niyang magbayad muli ng 2 pesos bago makalabas kaya binawasan niya ang kanyang pera. Pumasok sa 2nd sabungan ngunit tulad ng nauna kailangan magbayad ng 2 pesos ang bawat pumapasok .. nakita niyang maganda ang laban kaya itinaya niya ang kanyang natirang pera… nanalo at nadoble ito.. lumabas ba ito at nagbayad ng 2 pesos… may nakitang sabungan ulit si juan kaya pumasok siya.. tulad ng mga 1st at 2nd pangyayari nagbayad ng 2 pesos sa pagpasok .. nadoble at nagbayad ng 2 pesos sa paglabas… subalit nang nagugutom na si JUan aba! wala na siyang pera kahit na siya’y nananalo. Tanong:magkano ang dala niyang pera?
October 20, 2008 at 9:53 PM #92889
haha kakatawa naman 🙂
October 20, 2008 at 9:50 PM #92888
ay kasta….hehehehe……pano yan dae komatudan…dae ako nagiwang…hamag sana yan…..hehehehe
October 20, 2008 at 9:46 PM #92885
pag dai mo natu’dan dai ka nangiwang,
pag natu’dan mo, may udo an lobot mo….
October 20, 2008 at 9:11 PM #92865
uya p po………….
situation: you are walking in a field and met a sheperd whos name is Mang Juan. Mang Juan then is feeding his sheeps. In you curiousity you asked Mang Juan how many sheeps doed he have. and he answered you this in return if you file my sheeps in line you shall have a. 2 at the front of a sheep b. 2 at the bank of a sheep c. and 1 at the middle. question: HOW MANY SHEEPS DOES MANG JUAN HAVE? its so easy…
October 20, 2008 at 9:06 PM #92864
October 20, 2008 at 8:45 PM #92852
nagtuturog habang nakaduty so gurdiya.
October 20, 2008 at 8:22 PM #92846
question: why did the boss fired the guard who once saved his life?
uni an tsamba ko: Kwasa sadiri ni Boss nya su eroplano…yan lugi cia kya sinipa c guard!
@ banny…synonym po yan kan gatas…pde man nido,alaska,bearbrand,anchor… basta bako lang cofeemate ta iba na yan!…yan man ang antonym…hehehheheh
uni pa an prueba kan sakong katalian:
pag ako minahalat bus igdi sa Dubai…pinaga akong rilihisan,minsan ngani dai pa ako nakakasakay ta parano…kya minsan kan su parani na si bus…taguan ko jan…num…siisay lugi…!
October 20, 2008 at 7:33 PM #92826
before the guard went home after a night’s duty, he told his boss not to go on a plane trip in the afternoon of the next day because he dreamt that night of a tragedy that will happen. the plane will crash and no one will survive. the boss hearing this, cancelled his trip. TRUE, the plane crashed leaving all crews and passengers dead. so the boss summoned the guard to his office, thank him profusely, gave him bonus and fired him. question: why did the boss fired the guard who once saved his life?
October 20, 2008 at 5:51 PM #92811
english kang china-melamine
October 20, 2008 at 5:48 PM #92810
October 20, 2008 at 5:10 PM #92807
gari pwede man ako digdi ah…hahahah!!!ihiras ko man saindo su mga turo sako kan lolo ko…
ang Ingles daa kan BULAK-KOTON
tapos ang Ingles man kan BULAKLAK-KOTONTON
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