Some like it hot!

@ Cho, Hi Cho, Monkeys do get eaten by Humans,I once watched a documentary on TV how a an African tribsman went about trapping a monkey, the plot was rather simple as the monkeys werewatching his every move from the safety of their lofty canopy in the trees, the man had poked a hole in the sidewall of aditch just wide enough for a monkey to insert its open hand but was easily caught out because of its avaricious greed which will not allow the monyey to entertain any thought to letting go of its bundel of honey,- placed inside by the hunter-which it now has inthe grasp of its fist, but its balled fist can no longer beextracted without first letting go of thebootyitself, and that’s how the agitatedprotestinganamal gets knocked on the head and becomes a meal. I myself think that Man and monkies or apesare not of the same origins, scientists will tell us that they have found a few skulls here and there from Afr/Java-that they belong to prehistoric man, but I think they were belonging to extinct apes that were unable to adapt to a changing environment and died out because their habitat changed but they were doomed, no man on the other hand would be unable to eat a variety of foods and also be an excellente hunter,brainey from the begginingsand that is why we do not see anywhere any evidence of early buildings constructed by man constructed more than 6’000 years ago or there abouts, the first been in Iraq. There are many young children born with very dry skin and they must feel very uncomfortable with itch, there is help for this condition and I feel sure the doctors can deal with the problemproperly at least nowadays. I can remember when I was young my grand mother would give us a big soup spoon ful of horrible Scotts emulsion or cod -liver -oil, this was a panacea for every known afflection, the monkey trick here was to hold the recieptent by the nose between two fingers whilst the spoon would be placed into the mouth, the contents wer to be swallowed then the nose wasreleased. The cure for any kind of abrasionsof theskin, been lost due to falls was a good daube of mercurochrome which was very good but had mercury in it, they don’t use it anymore Ilike so many other kids wereforever knocking off half healed scabby driedskin fromour knees from falls when I was a growing kid, we used to all wear short pants then, only grown men wore long pants, who rearly stumble or fall,if the clothing manufacturershad any brains they would have made and marketedlong pants with built-in knee pads to protect children.Gagging on hot chilli peppers is only one of my many embarrassing plunders in life that I will own up to, gagging on a full stomach of beer was a much more frequent event,especially so when after sleeping in bed after a heavy bout of drinking previously, one would wake up with only seconds to spare, it was a case of either been sick on the floor or into the smallwaste bin, if I had enough time to make it to the toilets where I spent many a time hugging the throne on my knees, first thing in the morning is best; there were many others like me, butwho used to make the mistakeof dashingfor the wash basin instead, this was bad judgement on their part, because the pitza they had ate before was more often than not,dispersed on the floor as well as those bits left circulating within the brim bobbing about, withthe water spout leftrunning overnight, yukie-pooeverywhere, some of those guys never learnt any better either and they also kept quiteabout it afterwards. We all found it hard to deal with the hardship of living without wemon in our mining camp huts,but it kept us sane. This has been a true story.

Hi Cho, I have already triumphed overthe seven year itch, threefold, although I sometimes wonder if my back would havewithstood the test of time,engaging the high stools dailyfor such a lenghtly period of time