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kelotz 4 months, 1 week ago.
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Kumusta na kayo?
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kampay!
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This is what I always say..
“I feel sexy when I get out of the tub – your skin is fresh and you’ve put up your hair without looking.” -
so,ugmahon ka palan pag bagong karigos si misis mo,he,he….
maski sisay man gayod na agom gustong pirming fresh an saindang mga namomotan,bako…..
maski man gayod ako,mas gusto kong pirming bagong karigos si mister ko ta masiramon hadukan dispis kuguson,he,he… -
if a guy appreciates someone else’s beauty, it doesn’t automatically mean he doesn’t appreciate yours.
they are not mutually exclusive.
separately, if he truly doesn’t appreciate you, dump him. -
dakol na tip na iniho
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When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers “i’m fine” after a few seconds, She is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. (kilig )
When a GIRL says “i miss you”, No one in this world can miss you more than her. (butig ) -
AnonymousBENEFITS OF BEING A WOMAN
IT’S GOOD TO BE A MAN
We got off the Titanic first.
Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous.
Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free moving (you get the point).
We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.
We can hug our friend without wondering if WE’RE gay.
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
If we’re not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
It’s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
We don’t have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
We have the ability to dress ourselves and match.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.
Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach in our teeth.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We’ll never discover we’ve been duped by a Wonder bra.
We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don’t give a rat’s butt if someone doesn’t notice your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky looking.
Same work… more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don’t have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking “He’s mad at me.”
You don’t mooch off other’s desserts.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
You don’t have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife or your teeth.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. -
AnonymousMan VS. WomanNICKNAMES: If Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Emma, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.
EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $20 ( None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want .change back.) 20.When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking men kick cats.
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DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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AnonymousMan vs Woman
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t want.2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die6. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change; she does.9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.10. There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.
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ANG KARANIWANG SINASABI NG BABAE SA ASAWA
HONEY MAGLABA KA NA
HONEY MAGPLANTSA KA NA
HONEY PALIGUAN M NA ANG MGA BATA
HONEY MAGSAING KA NA
HONEY MAGLINIS KA NG BAHAY
PERO ANG MAGANDA DOON
HONEY NALIGO NA AKO MALIGO K NA RIN HEHEHE CGE EWAN K MUNA KYO HA… -
Anonymoushaha..igwa na nag post kaini somewhere here sa site
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FINE – This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut upFIVE MINUTES – If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.NOTHING – This is the calm before the storm. This
means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine.”GO AHEAD – This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
LOUD SIGH – This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”THATS OKAY – This is one of the most dangerous
statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.THANKS – A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
WHATEVER – It’s a woman’s way of saying *!#@ YOU!
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